Jim Burgess
AKA Golden Ears…Jimmy makes the impossible look very difficult…he blows the sax and mixes the tracks.
Enters game when tracks have already been started. May not be used on tracks with excessive background interference.
Threat level: Dangerous
Quotes attributed to Jim Burgess: none
Steve Clark
AKA Sparky Clarky, Steve’s timing is accurate to +/- 10 seconds per year, for comparison research Rolex watches…
Enters game at any stage and is very difficult to derail. May not be used on tracks that do not keep time or on tracks that he deems disco.
Threat level: Very Dangerous
Quotes attributed to Steve Clark: none
Thomas Frazer Jr
AKA Robbie Thomas, Yankee Bastard and half of the duo, Duo.
Begins the game and draws other players in. May be used on any tracks. May not be used during Spring Thaw.
Threat level: Mild
Quotes attributed to Thomas Frazer Jr: none